Allison Kilkenny: Unreported

Pray Yourself Better: It’s The American Way!

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrats, religion by allisonkilkenny on July 2, 2008

Ideological contortionist, Barack Obama, marches toward his personal goal of causing one million progressives’ heads to simultaneously explode.

He obtained an essential first step toward this aim when he capitulated on FISA, a move so contradictory to the core of the Progressive movement that outraged midget, Markos “Dailykos” Moulitsas, yanked a generous contribution from Obama’s bony fingers as punishment for the sneaky, immoral maneuver. was also unhappy with Obama, all of which brings to mind the ancient expression: If You Wrong The Progressives, Protect Your Crotch.

These burns aren’t going to heal any time soon. John Kerry turned out to be an empty shell of a candidate, but Barack Obama had real potential, or so the Progressives thought. They sunk their time and money into Obama, and as thanks, he turned around and bit the hands that fed him.

Selling out his Progressive base on FISA was bad enough, but then Obama followed up his gradual tumble toward triangulation when he recently vowed to expand Bush’s faith-based programs.

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Defenders of Obama’s latest selling-out point claim churches are an essential party of American society because the institutions provide basic services like feeding the poor. Except, churches have no business substituting for the government in anti-poverty campaigns.

If churches hold the occasional bake sale to help the Harper family pay for Little Matty’s liver transplant, that’s all well and good. However, any politician seriously claiming churches should substitute for government programs needs to have their head examined. It’s the job of the state to care for its citizens, namely because the state is Constitutionally secular, forbidding government agents to deny care on the grounds of theological loyalty.

In a way, asking the church to step up and care for the poor in lieu of a comprehensive, meaty welfare program is like abandoning the American post office in favor of using FedEx. It’s yet another dig at the innards of the American infrastructure. It’s yet another way to privatize a normal function of the government. Of course, in this case, it’s selling out pro bono because the church claims to operate without the explicit intent of profit. I guess we’re not counting those basket donations…

Even if Obama proposed the expansion as an accessory program where the church just gets to “come along for the poverty ride,” the idea is still worse than dumb, it’s downright insulting. When will a progressive candidate have the courage to admit they have no business dictating moral values? When will a progressive acknowledge that triangulation brought us to this place, where the American people have no bargaining chips left? They’re poor, they’re losing their jobs because of triangulating land mines like NAFTA, and those jobs are not coming back. They have no health care, their food and environment are poisoned, and Barack Obama tells them to go to church and pray for a miracle.

And that’s the progressive talking. Just imaging the steaming pile of shit resting on John McCain’s tongue.

“The challenges we face today … are simply too big for government to solve alone,” Obama explained when confronted by foaming-at-the-mouths Progressives.

Um, what? So let me get this straight: We pay taxes for a government unable to do its job. We elect representatives, like Barack Obama, to overhaul a broken system that has abandoned its own constituents, and instead of creating a bold, radical agenda, Obama perpetuates the status quo. Obama chooses to invest his trust in the church instead of in the political system that has invested in him this great and rare opportunity to fix an ailing society. He chooses to entrust a brothel of fairy tales with the safety of the people instead of a responsible, secular government.

What the hell is he thinking? Unless there’s a business model somewhere where “priest molestations” plus “dangerous ignorance” equals “profit” that I don’t know about, this appears to be yet another grave error from the Obama camp.

More surprising than Obama selling out his progressive base is the stubbornness with which some progressives have reacted during these gradual moves toward triangulation. One such supporter explained to me, “You can’t drive the bus without the keys,” meaning Obama is just faking his way into the White House with these “moderate” moves and bushels of “compromises.”

But this kind of logic ignores Quid Pro Quo, where Wall Street lobbyists, who have sunk nearly twice as much money into Obama as they have McCain, will demand favors in exchange for their generosity.

Obama is already in debt, but the progressives seem to think he’ll experience a kind of miraculous spell of transubstantiation during his inauguration where his past corruptions will turn into delicious wine and universal health care. It ain’t, as they say, gonna happen, folks. At least, it won’t happen without the motivation of a seriously pissed-off base.

Of course, the motivation of his pissed-off base was supposed to have been what was going to keep Obama on track in the first place. With that not working, progressives have few options left, and their trust is waning in the last great savior for the so-called progressive movement.

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  1. Shonda Little said, on July 4, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    Great post, Allison. The true problem is that keys to the bus statement. It is better, in their eyes I suppose, to forsake an old, faithful lover whose affection can easily be renewed than that of a young, flavor-of-the-month being seduced by many.
    In this election, we will see John McCain distance himself from his more conservative principles courting the same jilted voter. And if he is elected, he will most certainly return to them.
    But, to get back to track, I agree whole-heartedly with you. Our most dangerous, silly and counterproductive laws and policies have stemmed from the notion of legislating morality.

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