Allison Kilkenny: Unreported

Terry McAuliffe, You Glorious Trainwreck

Posted in Uncategorized by allisonkilkenny on May 25, 2008

Video Source: Talking Points Memo

99.9% of the time, I am a staunch agnostic.

But every now and again, something so amazing – something so transcendently glorious – lands in my lap that it makes me wonder if somewhere out there in the vast vacuum of space there’s a Wolf Blitzer-esque old dude winking down at me.

Watch Terry McAuliffe sputter and ramble like a blow-fueled hummingbird.

Remember that this is the man the Clinton camp has acting as its wingman. What sort of judgment does that convey? The guy would be a total asshole if he wasn’t so damn entertaining, but I have nothing but wariness and contempt left for the Clintons. Really? THIS is the hapless retard you have chosen to parade around the media circuit?

Wow. I would kill to see what Hillary’s cabinet nominees would look like. I can suggest the screaming lunatic down at my bus stop, who spits at me whenever I walk by him. He’d be great in a Department of Agriculture position ’cause….he’s….outside a lot. He gets nature. He would still be a more articulate proxy than Terry-what the hell is he talking about-McAullife.

The best part happens at :44 seconds when the lower, left-hand corner reveals a disgusted Pat Buchanan. Don’t you want to just tongue-kiss that old coot? In that split second, Pat reflects in his wrinkled, bitter face all the world’s confusion at Terry’s every uttered word.

I’m kidding about Frenching Pat. Also, I was kidding about the God thing. There is no God.

I’m guessing the kid didn’t want the bullet removed because he was sick of watching FOX News and hearing about the primaries. He was probably trying to will the bullet to shift and apply the correct amount of pressure to the part of his brain that would instantly kill him.

After watching this video, I Googled “Terry McAuliffe is an asshole,” and the following video came up. Good viewing. Terry and Tim Russert have a rather awkward encounter, and by “awkward,” I mean awkward like if Russert was making passionate man-love to Terry’s supple rear kind of awkward.

It’s behind the cut.

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  1. lisa said, on May 27, 2008 at 8:12 am

    It makes perfect sense to me.

    Why not have the ship of fools lead by this freakshow?

    It speaks volumes that this is the best guy they can get to represent themselves.

    Almost made me feel sorry for the Clinton camp for a moment, watching Terry’s antics…

    Almost.

  2. tina said, on May 27, 2008 at 6:15 pm

    somebody get him a drug test.


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