Allison Kilkenny: Unreported

Thou Shall Not… – 236 – News

Posted in Uncategorized by allisonkilkenny on March 11, 2008

By Allison Kilkenny at

In lieu of the Vatican adding new sins to their “Bill Maher, we’re talking to you” sacred tablet, I offer the following sins for review by His Holiness, his bishops, and that swollen swine, John Hagee.


– Sleep with prostitutes if thou wants to. I don’t care if a politician wants to get a hand job from a call girl. Run free, Eliot!


– Use the words “change,” “hope,” or “3 A.M” EVER. AGAIN.
– Watch Morning Joe or whatever shit storm Tucker Carlson pitches to television executives next, .
– Light things on fire at the inevitably disastrous Democratic National Convention even though it’ll be super tempting and Howard Dean looks pretty flammable.

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