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Canadian Prime Minister Shuts Down Parliament to Avoid No-Confidence Vote
In Uncategorized on December 5, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Crafty fascist, Stephen Harper
He hopes it will give him and his Conservative government enough time to develop a stimulus package that could prop up the economy.
Mr Harper said: “The opposition’s criticism is that we have to focus on the economy immediately and today’s decision will give us an opportunity – I’m talking about all the parties – to focus on the economy and work together,”
He said a budget will be the first order of business when Parliament resumes.
Three opposition parties have united against Harper, accusing him of failing to protect Canada from the global financial crisis. The credit crisis and a global sell off of commodities have slowed Canada’s resource-rich economy, and the finance minister said last week he expects a recession.
Liberal leader Stephane Dion said the opposition would seek to oust Harper unless he makes a “monumental change” in dealing with the economy and other parties.
“For the first time in the history of Canada the prime minister is running away from the Parliament of Canada,” Dion said.
The opposition was also outraged by a government proposal to scrap public subsidies for political parties, something the opposition groups rely on more than the Conservatives.
Although that proposal was withdrawn, the opposition has continued to seek Harper’s ouster, saying he has lost the trust and confidence of parliament.
Governor General Michaelle Jean, who represents Britain’s Queen Elizabeth II as head of state, had the power to grant the unusual request to suspend parliament. Had she refused, Harper would have had two choices: step down or face a no-confidence vote he was sure to lose.
Harper would not offer details on their a two-and-a-half hour long conversation, citing constitutional tradition.
Opposition politicians blasted Harper’s methods.
“I have friends calling me from other countries saying ‘Oh well, don’t worry, we’ve seen this happen in third world countries before, we’ve seen Parliament’s get suspended, and people pull fast tricks in order to not face the will of Parliament,’ but in Canada?,” Liberal Bob Rae said. “I frankly don’t regard his government as legitimate any more. His government is there because he avoided the will of Parliament.”
Opposition New Democrat leader Jack Layton called it a sad day.
“He’s trying to lock the door of Parliament so that the elected people cannot speak,» Layto said. «He’s trying to save his job.”
Layton said the shut down only delays Harper’s inevitable defeat.
Analysts said a governor general has never been asked to suspend parliament to delay an ouster vote when it was clear the government didn’t have the confidence of a majority of legislators.
Nelson Wiseman, an associate professor at the University of Toronto, said Jean’s decision strengthened the office of the prime minister at the expense of the popularly elected Parliament.
“It’s not a good day for parliamentary democracy,” Wiseman said.
Standing Ovation For Disgraced Senator
In Uncategorized on November 20, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Vomit. Ted Stevens addressed the Senate for the last time, and received a standing ovation from his colleagues.
Just a reminder that Stevens was recently convicted on seven felony charges. A court found him guilty of making false statements by failing to report more than $250,000 in gifts from Bill Allen, the former head of Veco Corp., and other friends.
Oh, but of course, his motto is (he reminds us): “My motto has always been ‘to hell with politics, just do what’s right for Alaska.”
As long as you make a shit load of money, hoard lots of favors, and perpetuate cronyism, right?
Good riddance. May you awake every night in a cold sweat.
Watch the vomit-inducing video here.
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Drunken Politics: Wednesday November 5, 2008 Unfunny But Totally Real Headline
In Uncategorized on November 5, 2008 at 11:34 pm
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As always, spot the FOX NEWS headline
- In a victory stunning only to those of us convinced of an impending military coup and the racist parts of the south, Barack Obama won the presidency. He is the first African-American president of the United States. We’ll be sure to tear Barack apart for the remaining four years if he sells out the Progressives, but for the next ten seconds, we’re going to play nice. Ready? Here we go: Congratulations, Barack Obama. Please protect the people who got you elected.
- Now that Sarah Palin is gone, gone, gone, McCain advisors have started spilling even more dirt on her. One – she did not know where Africa was. Two – she did not know what countries are in North America and 3. She would throw fits so massive that it would make staffers cry. They may not have community organizers in the real America, but apparently there’s no shortage on miserable dumb bitches. It’s actually quite shocking they didn’t win.
- Honeymoon’s over. Barack Obama has reportedly named Rahm Emmanuel, relic of the Clinton years as his chief of staff. In addition to being known as a real son of a bitch, Emanuel is also allied closely with Wall Street after working years in the world of banking. He also ferociously defends every bad Israel policy decision. He also chearleaded the Iraq War at its beginining. Rahm Emmanuel: Change We Can Hardly Believe In.
- And in Bad Stuff Can Still Happen Even Though We Elected a Black Guy News: the US today killed 23 women and 10 children in Afghanistan. That is Afghanistan, Barack Obama’s “good war.”
- Democrats picked up five seats in the Senate but fell short of the sixty needed to overcome Republican filibusters. In North Carolina, State Senator Kay Hagan ousted vindictive bitch Elizabeth Dole in one of the sweetest victories of the night. Dole had released an ad attacking Hagan for accepting donations from atheists. The ad included a voice-over saying “There is no God,” a sentiment Elizabeth Dole no doubt believes now that she has lost the election.
- Hulk Hogan takes son Nick out in Sin City to celebrate his release from jail
US Special Forces Launch Rare Attack Inside Syria
In Uncategorized on October 26, 2008 at 7:05 pm
DAMASCUS, Syria — U.S. military helicopters launched an extremely rare attack Sunday on Syrian territory close to the border with Iraq, killing eight people in a strike the government in Damascus condemned as “serious aggression.”
A U.S. military official said the raid by special forces targeted the foreign fighter network that travels through Syria into Iraq. The Americans have been unable to shut the network down in the area because Syria was out of the military’s reach.
“We are taking matters into our own hands,” the official told The Associated Press on condition of anonymity because of the political sensitivity of cross-border raids.
The attack came just days after the commander of U.S. forces in western Iraq said American troops were redoubling efforts to secure the Syrian border, which he called an “uncontrolled” gateway for fighters entering Iraq.
A Syrian government statement said the helicopters attacked the Sukkariyeh Farm near the town of Abu Kamal, five miles inside the Syrian border. Four helicopters attacked a civilian building under construction shortly before sundown and fired on workers inside, the statement said.
The government said civilians were among the dead, including four children.
A resident of the nearby village of Hwijeh said some of the helicopters landed and troops exited the aircraft and fired on a building. He said the aircraft flew along the Euphrates River into the area of farms and several brick factories. The witness spoke on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the information,
Syria’s Foreign Ministry said it summoned the charges d’affaires of the United States and Iraq to protest against the strike.
“Syria condemns this aggression and holds the American forces responsible for this aggression and all its repercussions. Syria also calls on the Iraqi government to shoulder its responsibilities and launch and immediate investigation into this serious violation and prevent the use of Iraqi territory for aggression against Syria,” the government statement said.
The area targeted is near the Iraqi border city of Qaim, which had been a major crossing point for fighters, weapons and money coming into Iraq to fuel the Sunni insurgency.
Iraqi travelers making their way home across the border reported hearing many explosions, said Farhan al-Mahalawi, mayor of Qaim.
On Thursday, U.S. Maj. Gen. John Kelly said Iraq’s western borders with Saudi Arabia and Jordan were fairly tight as a result of good policing by security forces in those countries but that Syria was a “different story.”
“The Syrian side is, I guess, uncontrolled by their side,” Kelly said. “We still have a certain level of foreign fighter movement.”
He added that the U.S. was helping construct a sand berm and ditches along the border.
“There hasn’t been much, in the way of a physical barrier, along that border for years,” Kelly said.
The foreign fighters network sends militants from North Africa and elsewhere in the Middle East to Syria, where elements of the Syrian military are in league with al-Qaida and loyalists of Saddam Hussein’s Baath party, the U.S. military official said.
He said that while American forces have had considerable success, with Iraqi help, in shutting down the “rat lines” in Iraq, and with foreign government help in North Africa, the Syrian node has been out of reach.
“The one piece of the puzzle we have not been showing success on is the nexus in Syria,” the official said.
The White House in August approved similar special forces raids from Afghanistan across the border of Pakistan to target al-Qaida and Taliban operatives. At least one has been carried out.
The flow of foreign fighters into Iraq has been cut to an estimated 20 a month, a senior U.S. military intelligence official told the Associated Press in July. That’s a 50 percent decline from six months ago, and just a fifth of the estimated 100 foreign fighters who were infiltrating Iraq a year ago, according to the official.
Ninety percent of the foreign fighters enter through Syria, according to U.S. intelligence. Foreigners are some of the most deadly fighters in Iraq, trained in bomb-making and with small-arms expertise and more likely to be willing suicide bombers than Iraqis.
Foreign fighters toting cash have been al-Qaida in Iraq’s chief source of income. They contributed more than 70 percent of operating budgets in one sector in Iraq, according to documents captured in September 2007 on the Syrian border. Most of the fighters were conveyed through professional smuggling networks, according to the report.
Iraqi insurgents seized Qaim in April 2005, forcing U.S. Marines to recapture the town the following month in heavy fighting. The area became secure only after Sunni tribes in Anbar turned against al-Qaida in late 2006 and joined forces with the Americans.
Syrian Foreign Minister Walid al-Moallem accused the United States earlier this year of not giving his country the equipment needed to prevent foreign fighters from crossing into Iraq. He said Washington feared Syria could use such equipment against Israel.
Though Syria has long been viewed by the U.S. as a destabilizing country in the Middle East, in recent months, Damascus has been trying to change its image and end years of global seclusion.
Its president, Bashar Assad, has pursued indirect peace talks with Israel, mediated by Turkey, and says he wants direct talks next year. Syria also has agreed to establish diplomatic ties with Lebanon, a country it used to dominate both politically and militarily, and has worked harder at stemming the flow of militants into Iraq.
The U.S. military in Baghdad did not immediately respond to a request for comment after Sunday’s raid.
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Associated Press reporter Pamela Hess in Washington and Sam F. Ghattas in Beirut contributed to this report.
McCain Supporters Heckle North Carolina Early Voters
In 2008 election, Voter Supression, video, voter disenfranchisement, voter fraud, voter intimidation, voting rights on October 20, 2008 at 5:12 pm
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If Only We Were Nazis
In Uncategorized on February 21, 2008 at 6:22 pmAmerica, the world’s beacon of democracy – that shiny righteous city on the hill – has always claimed moral superiority to the war criminals of the past. America got this title because of two claims: we don’t torture people and we give everyone the right of Habeas Corpus.
Well, toss #1 out the window. We do torture people. Of course, the CIA claims they only water boarded people when the country was in total chaos and everyone was absolutely terrified of another 9/11. Skeptics might say that’s exactly when the CIA should have shown the MOST restraint – when the American citizenry was in a state of shock and needed to be calmed rather than prodded – but then that would hardly follow the government’s systematic pattern of exploitation and fear-mongering.
So because we torture people, all confessions (of any kind) are immediately called into question, even the confession of Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, the former senior aide to Osama bin Laden, who has said he was the principal planner of the plot and who is one of the Gitmo Six. No video tapes of his interrogation were ever shown to the public, so we have no idea if he was forced into giving false information through torture.
The CIA were desperate to find someone – anyone – on which to pin the blame for 9/11. Perhaps in their desperate quest, they overzealously interrogated terrified men, who in turn regurgitated false confessions in hopes of calming their crazed captors.
And #2 (the right of Habeas Corpus) flew out the window, too. The government can lock you up, and they don’t need to tell you why, or even present evidence to a court. Just ask the six men awaiting their “trial” in Guantanamo. These guys aren’t going to get a fair trial, and some people might say that’s a good thing.
After all, why should we give terrorists a fair trial?
Well, the question has a two-fold answer. First, they could be innocent. Yes, it’s true: sometimes our government has the wrong people arrested. Second, we gave NAZIS fair trials at Nuremberg. We even found a lot of defendants not guilty! In the Nuremberg opening proceedings along, three men were found not guilty. The men got a second chance at freedom because they were able to speak in their defense and present evidence in court: two bedrocks of American democracy.
In other words, men accused of Nazi war crimes had more rights than the Gitmo Six.
Still, even without the right of Habeas Corpus, even without the right of a fair trial, maybe…maybe…these guys can catch a lucky break.
Not according to Colonel Morris Davis, a former prosecutor for the military commissions overseeing all the prosecutions at Gitmo. The Nation magazine reveals that when Davis spoke with Pentagon General Counsel William Haynes, who now oversees the prosecutions and the defense for the tribunal process, about the possibility of acquittals, Haynes nearly had a heart attack.
“(At the) Nuremberg trials there were some acquittals, and if there are some acquittals in our situation here, at least that will lend some legitimacy to the process,” Davis told Haynes. That’s when, according to Davis, Haynes’s eyes grew to the size of saucers.
“We can’t have acquittals,” Haynes said, “How can we explain holding these people for so long?” and he added, “We have to have convictions.”
Even Nazis caught a better break than the Gitmo Six. These guys are going to get railroaded, and potentially executed, on-site. And yet some individuals still claim the Gitmo Six will receive a fair trial, despite the practices of secret evidence and torture.
Pentagon legal adviser Brigadier General Thomas Hartmann claims the defendants will have the right to remain silent so as to not incriminate themselves. But Vincent Warren, executive director of the Center for Constitutional Rights told Democracy Now that Hartmann’s claims are weak.
“He said that these detainees were going to have was a right to remain silent at trial. What that means is, they didn’t have the right to remain silent when the government was torturing them and interrogating them and abusing them, (but) they can sit idly by during this commissions process and listen to the stream of evidence that was brought in against them through torture, and they have a right not to say anything about it, and it is an illusory right.
Military officials have said that even if these men are found not guilty, the government has no intention of letting them go. So the absolute best they can do is to remain in jail for the rest of your life illegally. And, of course, the worst you can do is to be executed. These are sham show trials, and there is nothing about this that comports with due process.”
One can practically hear the Gitmo Six pining: If only we were Nazis.
The trials at Nuremberg were a proud moment for America. We got to show the world that we gave even our enemies a chance to defend themselves. We let the worst of the worst – individuals accused of genocide – present evidence in their defense. For a brief moment in history, America truly was a merciful giant, one capable of compassion and immeasurable kindness and decency.
However, if the Gitmo Six are subjected to these secret, illegal trials, and then are murdered in a United States military prison, we have become what we have so long claimed to loathe: immoral tyrants.
Fox Watch Update
In Uncategorized on July 26, 2007 at 8:23 pm
July 26, 2007 Headlines:
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Army: 9/11 Filmmaker’s a Deserter
Korey Rowe, whose ‘Loose Change’ claims 9/11 was a Bush plot, charged with deserting in ‘05; filmmaker says ‘not so’
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Jailhouse G-String Ban
Tennessee Department of Correction banning visitors from wearing thong underwear, bust-enhancing ‘water brassieres’
- Plastered Before Blastoff?
Magazine says independent health panel studying NASA astronauts will report ‘heavy use of alcohol’ before launch. -
- Protesters Catcall Vick at Dogfight Hearing | VIDEO
- Men Framed by FBI, Jailed for Years, to Get Over $101M
- Nifong Apologizes, Says No ‘Credible’ Evidence of Rape
- Dow Industrials Drop 400 Points on Credit Fears
- Car in River May Be Missing Wisconsin Student’s
- Nursing Home Cat Can Sense Who’s Next to Die | VIDEO
- Dems Call for Gonzales Perjury Probe; Rove Subpoena
- Pat Tillman Probe May Cost General a Star | VIDEO
- Whoops! Company Sends NYC Man 2,000 Credit Cards
- Molester Gets Scolding From Disabled Victims’ Parents
- Judge Voids Pennsylvania Town’s Illegal Immigrant Law
- New Home Sales Fall Largest Amount in Five Months
- Gates Tries to Calm Hillary Clinton-Pentagon Spat
- Hero Dog Who Helped in WTC, Katrina Rescues Dies
- 1,000-Gallon Swimming Pool Stolen, Not a Drop Spilled
- Girl Calls Sex Assault Hotline, Gets Sex Chat Instead
Paris ♥’s Mischa’s Ex?
‘Reformed’ Hilton seems to be on boy bender with Barton’s former flame, Aussie fashion plate
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McCready Meltdown
Country singer Mindy McCready busted for violating probation in scuffle with mom
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‘Bourne’ to Be a Star
Matt Damon reacts with disbelief as he gets Hollywood Walk of Fame star | PHOTOS
The Lone Iraq Story:
Shadowing the Enemy
Dispatches From Iraq: How U.S. troops in Baqubah take to the air to track insurgents
Not Covered:
1. Harriet Miers
2. Josh Bolton
3. Bush’s plummeting approval rating
Dissecting Rupert
In Uncategorized on July 3, 2007 at 1:32 pmIn lieu of bitching about Rupert Murdoch’s New Corp consuming two more New York newspapers: The Bronx Times and the Bronx Times Reporter, I decided to give Rupey a chance and check out some of his other work. I breezed by the ole’ FOX News watering hole to closely examine the fine tradition of journalism brought to us by Mr. Murdoch’s news organization.
Since my computer crashed, I lost Photoshop, so I apologize for the blurriness of this screen shot. It’s from FOX News’s website. First of all, I find it positively charming that in the FOX News world Libby was “reprieved” instead of illegally pardoned by the president. Secondly, notice the other “lead-worthy” news item in the FOX World: 5 Killed in Manure Pit.
Why didn’t anyone tell me tragedy struck the FOX News studios? Get a shovel, Rupey!
Some other headlines:
Pizza Delivery Start-Up Offering Topless Pictures as Topping Choice
Knife-Wielding Robbers Cut, Steal Woman’s Hair
Woman Who Uses Feet as Hands Sues McDonald’s
Fox News, Bringing you a Tradition of Absurdity and Fear Since 1996.
PS: Not one story about Iraq. Not one.
Parade Of Idiots
In Uncategorized on June 14, 2007 at 2:10 pmParade Of Idiots
Is it too late to jump on the Imus-shouldn’t-have-been-fired bandwagon? Screw it, I’m doing it anyway, and here’s why: Imus is a perfect example of the importing of the abstract, brought to us by the Parade of Idiots. I think we can all agree that Imus’s comments were seriously misguided, silly, and highly moronic, but then again what shock jock isn’t a walking billboard for the benefits of sterilization?
I am drudging up the ghost of Imus to illustrate a point. While he said stupid things, he had the right to say them: period. His words did not directly (and the key is always directly) inspire violence against the women of Rutgers University, nor do I think Imus seriously harbors hatred for African Americans. Like your grandfather, he is ignorant, old-school, and an embarrassment around the dinner table when he uses the word “negro,” or “colored.” People like Jesse Jackson and the Reverend Al Sharpton are well-meaning, important, and devoted members of the African American community, but when they take on abstract concepts like importing tolerance into an old coot’s head, theirs is a losing battle.
See also: Isaiah Washington.
We all know the Grey’s Anatomy star used the derogatory slur “faggot” on multiple occasions. Does
that make him a world-class dumbass? Yes. Can rehab help import tolerance past his thick skull? No. We can educate, preach, and scream until we’re blue in the face, but hateful people will forever be hateful, regardless of how many Public Service Announcements we make them record.
This is not to say that we should ever stop preemptive education programs. Kids need to know that racism, sexism, classicism, homophobia, xenophobia, etc. are all bad things that weaken a person’s, and a country’s, character. What we need to stop doing is acting like we will one day live in a world full of loving, happy, agreeing people if we just censor and threaten enough. The only time every citizen claims to hold the same opinion is under the rule of a tyrannical dictator. Even then, they probably disagree, but they’re too afraid of losing their heads if they express an opinion. Of course, Imus expressed his opinion, as did Isaiah, and they found themselves on the figurative chopping block.
Overzealous censorship started with the best of intentions. Most Americans love freedom very much. In fact, they love it the way a retarded man-child loves his pet rabbit SO much that his hugs end up crushing the poor creature against his ape-like chest. Freedom is America’s pet rabbit. We love it so much, and have it held so close to our faces that we can’t step back and examine the larger picture – that freedom of speech means freedom of ALL speech, and not just the speech certain beloved interest groups pre-approve.
Speaking of the quest for Freedom…Yes, I am going to link this to the war.
The real, REAL reason I am writing this blog is because the Parade of Idiots have gone global with their importing of the abstract. Good news everyone: America, at this very moment, is importing freedom and democracy to Iraq. Now, I always thought freedom and democracy began with the people, and needed to be established from the inside, out, but what the heck does a dumb blogger know, right?
In our sound bite culture, we love easily digestible rhetoric. People get nervous when military experts start talking about “Long Wars” (as in decades long,) sectarian violence, and the need for government-appointed War Czars. What they love to hear is things like “Operation Iraqi Freedom,” (changed from Operation Iraqi Liberation because of the unsavory O.I.L acronym,) “Mission Accomplished,” “Terrorists,” and “Axis of Evil.” This abstract, potent rhetoric is the equivalent of a children’s picture book, like let’s say…My Pet Goat.
Sound bite rhetoric cuts out the messy, superfluous details of an adult novel and cuts to the abstract quick. It’s not important that what freedom means to you isn’t what freedom necessarily means to me, or more importantly, to the Iraqi people. It’s not important that freedom is not tangible, measurable, or observable. It’s simply enough that the commonplace — freedom is good — is timeless.
Be wary of the Parade of Idiots. They’ll offer you the world upon a platter, but everything is nothing if it can’t be quantitatively defined, observed, and measured. Tolerance and freedom cannot be imported. They are lifelong processes that begin with the individual – the country – and then branch outward. Anyone who claims they can import these qualities is a liar.
Not everyone is a tolerant, enlightened person, and most people will live their whole lives with a few black kernels of hatred hiding somewhere in their brain. Instead of devoting your life to trying to censor, bully, and threaten these largely harmless if not dunderheaded fools, why not appreciate how truly lucky you are to be a loving, open-minded human being? Spread your message through positive messages and affirmations.
When it comes to freedom, we cannot be so presumptuous as to assume the Iraqis want our brand of freedom. Certainly, Saddam was a bad man who did many terrible things (just ask the Kurds and the poor women who saw the inside of his Rape Rooms.) However, he was considered a friend and ally to the west for many years, but before I coast along a major digression, I will say only that he is gone now, and we must now provide aid and support to the Iraqi people as they try to rebuild their country. Instilling puppet officials and handing down memos of action from Washington to the Iraqi government is not the way to freedom and democracy. It is the classic model of a colonial power dictating mandates to one of its colonies. King George of England did the same thing and just look at what happened. People don’t like to be told what’s best for them. They don’t like hearing things like: we’re here for your protection. We bring you freedom! Bombs and sanctions bring suffering and spawn hatred, but never in the history of the universe have they ever brought freedom.
Remember kids: you can’t import tolerance and freedom. We can only educate our children and hope our guidance and nurturing inspire in them love and open-mindedness. To threaten, censor, and bully is to become our dark selves– is to crush our bunny Freedom against our mighty chest. To bomb, starve, and terrify a people and claim we are bringing them Freedom is laughable and criminal, and the individuals behind this archetype of international policy are war criminals.
So you’ve decided to Balkanize Iraq…
In Uncategorized on April 21, 2007 at 5:05 pmA Helpful Guide to Balkanization for Our Troups
Welcome! As a member of the U.S. armed forces, you are part of the exciting new plan to Balkanize Iraq. Recently, the U.S. military created plans to build a concrete wall around a Sunni area in Baghdad, the Iraqi capital. A wall or “safety barrier” ensures that the good folk of Adhamiya will be safe from the nasty Shia district next door. What’s that? We like the Shias? Oh! We publicly say we don’t have preference for one sect over another? Got it. Right! Moving on….
Now, listen up troops! You’re going to hear a lot of noise from cocksucking commies, like the UN, that building walls is eerily similar to the strategic divisions of the Balkans. Hence the name, I guess, but this strategy is different! Call it “gated communities” if any nosy reporters show up, asking a lot of pushy questions.
Adnan al-Dulaimi, who leads the biggest Sunni bloc in parliament, says our walls will breed more strife. To that I say: WRONG! WALLS are just walls, son! They exist to keep these brown sonsabitches from tearing each other apart! If we were not here, this country woulda dissolved into some kind of chaotic quagmire of constant civil warfare, where there are explosions and hundred of causalities daily! And you don’t see THAT kind of shit, do you?We began construction of the three-mile long (twelve feet high) concrete wall on April 10th, and we hope to have it done by the end of the month. The good folk of Adhamiya will be able to leave and enter through a number of small, guarded checkpoints guarded by our forces. Oh, and some of the Iraqi guys we’re training, too.
You’re gonna hear a lot of human rights types saying stuff like building walls around districts is like creating ghettos, or prisons, and is really just a soft form of ethnic cleansing. FOOEY! They’re gonna say stuff like you can’t import democracy or divide a people against their will, even if you’re 100% positive you’re doin’ the right thing. They’ll say that there’s one people the Iraqis sects hate more than each other, and that’s America and their colonial presence inside their ancient land, and a WALL is just a clear indication of ideological oppression and our ignorance of their culture. HORSE DUNG!
You listen up, troops! This ain’t the Berlin Wall. Our wall will NOT become a symbol of tyranny and oppression! This is a Freedom Wall! You got that?! FREEDOM! These people will love our freedom and thank Allah we brought it to them!
We have tried everything with these people. First, we shut down their media and set up our own newscasts and newspapers. Then we saturated their populace with positive propaganda about the U.S. military so they would HAVE to love us. That didn’t work. Then we tried to win hearts and minds by walking door-to-door and breaking into their homes to check for terrorists. FOR THEIR SAFETY. That didn’t work. So what choice do we have?? We gotta box these critters in and shove patriotism down their throats ’til they start shittin’ little American flags!
You build on, troops! You build until we got these bastards walled off into happy, little families and there’s no way they can get at each other. Then we can all kick back with a Bud Light, a Marlboro Red, and some nice country tunes on the radio.
